Cleon Kimberling
Cleon Kimberling
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Cleon's Quotes & Jokes
- Get up, Stand up, and Thank God for Another Day!
- If you rest, you rust!
- Do a good deed daily.
- There are 3 stages of maturity…youth, middle age and Gee You’re Lookin’ Good!
- B+ (this one is related to the fact that he believed that he should always be positive because it was his blood type)
- Life is Good!
- “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside (in a cloud of smoke), thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” Hunter S. Thompson
- Always pray to have eyes that see the best, a heart that forgives the worst, a mind that forgets the bad, and a soul that never loses faith in God. – Unknown
- I am a Triple C camper (credit card camping)
- I know there was a joke he would tell a lot about "life here after". I will send that to you once I remember all the parts.
- The reason I stopped flying is because I developed a back problem. (What back problem?) I have a yellow streak that goes down the middle of my back.
- Whenever Cleon would have a bicycle accident, he would just tell people that he was checking his bone density.
- Joke: The pastor went to visit one of his parishioners at her home. When they were seated in the living room, the pastor let the lady know that the reason for the visit was to talk about God and life here after. The woman exclaimed, "Oh, I do that every day! I go into a room and say ``Oh, God what am I here after?"
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